Things I say when on a doodle dawdle…..
* The harness has to go on every day- so why is it always a surprise to you?
* Move or he’s going to pee on your head
* You have the whole woods to wander in, so why are you under my feet.
* Stop eating that!
* Where did you find that?
* Where has Chester gone now?
* Don’t even think about rolling in that.
* You are so going to have a bath after doing that.
* Drop it – drop it – drop it – spit that out now!
* Where’s your ball.
* I don’t have another ball!
* If you don’t listen to me you’re going back on your lead.
* Leave it – leave it – leave It – DROP IT !!
* No jumping – you know the rules.
* Stop doing that to your mates.
* No barking – that’s rude.
* Sit – stay – and smile for the photo.
* This way my doodle darlings.
* Good Doodles.